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Ivan Halperin
I had recently moved into a new condo unit. The move was--as all moves tend to be--remarkably unpleasant. My companion animal, Sheila, a relentlessly sweet G...
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Clint Ferreira
After a late night of drinking I went relieve myself with the remote control in my hand. While doing my business my friend paged the remote control and it start...
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David Pearce
It Was a bright summery day, When the diaster struck, it was almost like it had a plan, I could feel something was not quite right that day but it could not wor...
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Carol Rousseau
I got up from chair to get something. When I went to my chair I spilled my tea all over the table and also on remote. after that my remote would not work.
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corey ditzenberger
well my name is corey i have a huge problem i got this really nice tv for my birthday and i got directv so i got a nice sound system and a nice dvd player well ...
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Christa Busse
Well I dont know if this qualifies or not but my 14 year old son decided 2 years ago that collecting copper for money was a great idea! His grandfather takes ap...
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Elizabeth Schelest
Grand Prize Winner
1 year, 34 minutes ago.
After a couple months of dating, my future husband invited me over to his parents house for dinner. His parents are from Greece, and I knew this was a very important dinner, as he didn't bring just anyone home to meet his parents. His father just got home from work, exhausted, and plopped on the couch. His mother was downstairs doing laundry while dinner was cooking. We sat in the living room with his father watching TV and making small talk. Out of the blue, his father starts yelling, "Maria," and something else in Greek I couldn't understand. When she didn't answer, he yelled again, "MARIA." She came scurrying up the stairs and asked what he wanted. Once again, he said something in Greek that I did not understand, but she walked over to the coffee table that was a foot in front of him, picked up the remote control, and handed it to him. She quickly turned around and scurried back downstairs. My mouth fell open. I looked over to my future husband and asked, "Did he just call her upstairs to get the remote control for him?". I could not believe what I just saw. We both laughed until we cried. After dinner, my future husband lit into him for being so lazy.



